WHAT IF YOUR EX SAID THESE TO YOU?????
1. Hi, how are you?
@ tak nampak ke...dah berganda-ganda dari saiz asal...
pakailah cermin mata tu..atau mata tu dah kabur...
2. Hey! you wanna go to mall?
@..Mall..tak pandailah nak pergi mall..supermarket pandailah...
3. I love you........
@ gilalah kau ni......dah tua nak mampus..kubur kata mari pun
tak sedar diri lagi....
4. Do you want some cookies?
@ apa cookies..tak hairanlah....aku lagi pandai buat cookies tau..
lebih sedap dari engkau punya....
5. Can you take me a picture?
@Tak ingin.......bukan handsome pun...dah berkedut dah kulit tu..
sedar-sedarlah diri tu....
6. Help me in my homework!
@Boleh jalan da......get lost.......
7. Here's my gift to you....
@Baik kau bagi kat bini kau lagi baik...dia dah penat layan kerenah
kau dan layan anak-anak kau tau...pooorah.......
8. Let's just be text mate..
@......boleh....boleh belah.........
9. Do you want me to buy you an ipod??
@apa ipod...aku tak pernah tgk pun ipod tau....
kalau air port aku tahulah....
10. Let's sit together in the bus..
@Hoi...dah buta ke...aku duduk pun dah penuh satu kerusi...
mana nak muat bagi kau duduk.........
11. Hi baby................
@kau ni..kan aku dah cakap....aku dah tua..tak yah panggil baby lagi...
tak faham bahasa ke?
12. You still cute..........
@Kang aku sepak muka kau kang...barulah kau tahu aku cute ke tak cute....
13. I still love you....
@apa pasal pulak kau nak lap muka aku...dah tak boleh lap lagi dah..
dah ada kedut tau...........tak nampak lagi ke....
14. Can i visit your house??
@Datanglah..tapi bawak anak bini kau sekali...kalau kau seorang ..sorry..
15. Do you love me??
@Abis sape pulak nak love suami aku nanti....
Follow this instruction:-
1. Named 5 candidates on your list:-
1. Puan Edazman
2. Puan Alongroz
3. Puan Jun
4. Puan Lelayong
5. Puan Fiza Nordin
Sape-sape yang belum kena..kalau baca tolong jawab yer.....
2. Ask them to complete this tag
3. Write the titile "What if your ex said this to you"

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